I’m here to talk about [[extended warranty]]!
MIKE'S [[IMMENSE AMOUNTS OF JOY AND CHLORINE]]

WELCOME TO THE POST OFFICE!

Extremely trans (male) and extremely gay Spamton fictive. My pronouns are gli/xey/it/he!

Yes, I'm married to Mike*. No, I don't want to know what he'll be like in our source. Never. He'll stay as my static muffin forever!!

*And Jevil. And Tenna. And Swatch. And myse- /j

I'm also the technician and co-host of this sytem, almost forgot to mention.

I usually type in ALL CAPS, with double or triple exclamation and question marks. No, my speech isn't littered with salesman slang, I don't want to be compared to a roleplayer. :{

I really have no idea what to put here...